CTHULWHO BISTRO
A Noisome Bistro Specialising Insane Custards, Shub Soufflés, and Jurassic Jelly Babies
We serve only the highest fat foods made strange aeons ago with artificial flavors, partially hydrogenated oils and oozes, and genetically modified by organisms from beyond the stars
Menu
Foodlike
Jurassic Jelly Babies – Kids only. Trapped in ancient amber. Horrible £1
Fish Fingers and Blue Custard – Our concoction is made from the worst Chalmers’ bluish slime. Many few sold £1
Soapstone Burgers – New Memphis Kronkburger with a special Leng sauce, provoking scorn and tooth decay. £2
Blasted Heath Bar – A treat from World War II. Choice grey dust. Awful. £3
Shub Soufflé – Clara’s specialty, adorned with hieroglyphs. Ruined. £5
Ulthar Cat Cakes – Dissected by Martha Jones. Served rare. Gristle. £8
Cocktails
Shantak Screwdriver – Served on West End. Favourite of Randolph Carter £13
TARDIS Manhattan – Rye, vermouth, bitters, and stabilisation brake fluid. Made River Song barf. FUBAR. £21
Arkham, Crowninshield County, England. Tele: Severed.
Just wondering – the Shub Soufflé. Is it based on the Namshub of the Anunnaki, as appearing in the Epic of Gilgamesh? Sorry for asking but I have certain food allergies.
It’s closer to goat meat, so I think you’re free and clear.
I just hope Odin won’t get upset.
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